|
A
mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5,
and Ryan, 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. If Jesus were sitting
here, He would say, "Let my brother have the first pancake. I can
wait." Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be
Jesus.
A
father was at the beach with his children when his four-year-old son ran up
to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, where a seagull lay dead
in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven," the dad replied. The boy thought a
moment and then said, "Did God throw him back down?"
After
the church service a little boy told the pastor,
"When I grow up, I'm going to give you some money." "Well,
thank you," the pastor replied, "but why?" "Because my
daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we've ever had."
A
wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she
turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say
the blessing?". "I wouldn't know what to say," the girl
replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite
all these people to dinner?"
A
mother was teaching her three-year-old The Lord's Prayer.
For several evenings at bedtime, the child repeated it after the mother.
Then one night the child was ready to solo. The mother listened with pride
to the carefully enunciated the words, right up to the end. "And lead
us not into temptation, but deliver us some e-mail"...
A
little boy opened the big and old family Bible with
fascination, and looked at the old pages as he opened them. Suddenly,
something fell out of the Bible, and he picked it up and looked at it
closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in between the
pages. "Momma, look what I found," the boy called out. "What
have you got there, dear?" his mother asked. With astonishment in the
young boy's voice, he answered: "I think it's Adam's suit!"
Six-year-old
Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church.
Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister had enough.
"You're not supposed to talk out loud in church." "Why? Who
is going to stop me?" Joel asked. Angie pointed to the back of the
church and said, "See those two men standing by the door? They're
hushers."
A
father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He
read, "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of
the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." His son
asked, What happened to the flea?"
A
three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a litter
of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother,"
There were 2 boy kittens and 2 girl kittens 'How did you know?" his
mother asked. "Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he
replied. "I think it's printed on the bottom."
A
mother and her young son returned from the grocery store
and began putting away the groceries. The boy opened the box of animal
crackers and spread them all over the table. "What are you doing?"
his mother asked. "The box says not to eat them if the seal is
broken" the boy explained. "I'm looking for the seal."
|
