Noah's Ark Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark... One: Don't miss the boat.  Two: Remember that we are all in the same boat.  Three: Plan ahead.  It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.  Four Stay fit.  When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.  Five: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done. Six: Build your future on high ground.  Seven: For safety's sake, travel in pairs.  Eight: Speed isn't always an advantage.  The snails were on board with the cheetahs.  Nine: When you're stressed, float a while. Then Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals. Eleven: no matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting.