Dear God:
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.

Dear God:
If You watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show you my new shoes.

Dear God:
I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world.  There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.

Dear God:
In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation?

Dear God:
I read the Bible. What does "begat" mean? Nobody will tell me.

Dear God:
Are You really invisible or is it just a trick?

Dear God:
Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house?

Dear God:
Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?

Dear God:
Who draws the lines around the countries?

Dear God:
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?

Dear God:
Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"? Because if you did, then I'm going to fix my brother.

Dear God:
Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.

Dear God:
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.

Dear God:
If we come back as something, please don't let me be Jennifer Morton because I hate her.

Dear God:
I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so much hair all over.

Dear God:
You don't have to worry about me. I always look both ways.

Dear God:
I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.

Dear God:
I think about You sometimes even when I'm not praying.

Dear God:
Of all the people who work for You, I like Noah and David the best.

Dear God:
My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right. They're just kidding, aren't they?

Dear God:
I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.

Dear God:
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School they said You did it.  So I bet he stole your idea.